The power to create a multiverse
The power to fight diabetes
The power to create vacuums
Honorable mention to: the power to appease any living thing, the power to generate tacos, the power to modify any molecular structure.
Tim. He's impressive
Monday, September 21, 2015
Thursday, September 17, 2015
Things I believed as a child
The guy who tears your heart out in Indiana Jones
The floor was lava
A dollar was a lot of money
Honorable mention to: mustard was gross, The Tooth Fairy, and you'd lose your soul by breathing while walking past a cemetery.
Friday, September 11, 2015
Top monsters to destroy a city
Drop Bears
Will Ferrell in Zoolander
A Man of Blades (I just learned this is a real show)
Honorable mention to: Giant werewolf, Croctopus, half octopus - half crock-pot, and Starbucks.
Top things that'll happen this coming year
Lady Gaga will kill it in American Horror Story
Review will still be overlooked as a fantastic show
Jared Leto will do a good take on the Joker but will also be hated for his performance
Honorable mention to: The Colts will win the Super Bowl, Donald Trump will be funny until he gets scary, Setephen Colbert will do a great job
Thursday, September 10, 2015
Top cartoon villains I'd like to meet
Lurr
Handsome Jack
Professor Chaos
Honorable mention to: Donald trump, Count Chocula, and Jabba the Hut
Wednesday, July 23, 2014
Top reasons I posted again
I need to shake the rust off of my writing
I missed this blog
I have amnesia
Honorable mention to: I thought it was childish and now I'm fine with that, I have too little to do, I've been kidnapped.
Friday, February 10, 2012
Places I don't want to live in
The bog of Eternal Stench
The lost city of Atlanta
St Louis
Honorable mention to: above Savas, a gingerbread house, and Oz the prison not the place in the movie.
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
Top things you can be the best at and get no credit for
Dentist.
Matt Damon look-alike (they give you props for being Ballack though)
Shoe shiner.
Honorable mention to: loudest snorer, rocking pieces of flair, and being perfectly average.
Friday, September 2, 2011
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
Sunday, August 21, 2011
A closer look at love
It is particularly addictive to pink teddy bears with wings and Cupid's arrows.
It is not a mathematical equation.
It has nothing to do with kids.
Honorable mention to:
Its particularly dangerous for women who love Sayians.
It needs special investigators to find this out.
Most importantly, if you want to understand love this is the main point: every man is a moron.
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