Top monsters to destroy a city

Drop Bears

Will Ferrell in Zoolander

A Man of Blades (I just learned this is a real show)

Honorable mention to: Giant werewolf, Croctopus, half octopus - half crock-pot, and Starbucks.

Top things that'll happen this coming year

Lady Gaga will kill it in American Horror Story

Review will still be overlooked as a fantastic show

Jared Leto will do a good take on the Joker but will also be hated for his performance

Honorable mention to: The  Colts will win the Super Bowl, Donald Trump will be funny until he gets scary, Setephen Colbert will do a great job

Top cartoon villains I'd like to meet

Lurr

Handsome Jack

Professor Chaos

Honorable mention to: Donald trump, Count Chocula, and Jabba the Hut

Top reasons I posted again

I need to shake the rust off of my writing

I missed this blog

I have amnesia

Honorable mention to: I thought it was childish and now I'm fine with that, I have too little to do, I've been kidnapped.

Places I don't want to live in

The bog of Eternal Stench 

The lost city of Atlanta

St Louis

Honorable mention to: above Savas, a gingerbread house, and Oz the prison not the place in the movie.

Top things you can be the best at and get no credit for

Dentist.

Matt Damon look-alike (they give you props for being Ballack though)

Shoe shiner.

Honorable mention to: loudest snorer, rocking pieces of flair, and being perfectly average.

Cats and how they don't care

Honorable mention to: