Tim. He's impressive

Tim. He's impressive

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Top reasons I posted again

I need to shake the rust off of my writing
I missed this blog

I have amnesia

Honorable mention to: I thought it was childish and now I'm fine with that, I have too little to do, I've been kidnapped.

Friday, February 10, 2012

Places I don't want to live in

The bog of Eternal Stench 

The lost city of Atlanta



St Louis

Honorable mention to: above Savas, a gingerbread house, and Oz the prison not the place in the movie.

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Top things you can be the best at and get no credit for

Dentist.

Matt Damon look-alike (they give you props for being Ballack though)

Shoe shiner.

Honorable mention to: loudest snorer, rocking pieces of flair, and being perfectly average.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Sunday, August 21, 2011

A little inspiration for aspiring douchebags




Honorable mention to:

Click to read



A closer look at love

It is particularly addictive to pink teddy bears with wings and Cupid's arrows.

It is not a mathematical equation.

It has nothing to do with kids.

Honorable mention to:
Its particularly dangerous for women who love Sayians.


It needs special investigators to find this out.

Most importantly, if you want to understand love this is the main point: every man is a moron.