Top reasons why I couldn't post anything on this blog for the past 3 days

I was caught in a twister, I mean the board game.

I was under the sea, in an octopus' garden.

I was drafted to go to 'Nam man. Turns out I was a little late.

Honorable mention to: my dog ate it, I was playing for the 6ers turns out no one noticed, and I swear it wasn't me!