Reasons why being Spongebob is cooler than being a crack dealer

Spongebob doesn't need a gun to protect himself.

Spongebob parties harder.

Spongebob hallucinates more.

Honorable mention to: Spongebob has a 9 to 5 job, Spongebob can pass a drug test, and Spongebob exists crack dealers don't.