Tim. He's impressive

Tim. He's impressive

Monday, September 21, 2015

Underrated powers

The power to create a multiverse

The power to fight diabetes

The power to create vacuums

Honorable mention to: the power to appease any living thing, the power to generate tacos, the power to modify any molecular structure.

Thursday, September 17, 2015

Things I believed as a child

The guy who tears your heart out in Indiana Jones

The floor was lava
A dollar was a lot of money

Honorable mention to: mustard was gross, The Tooth Fairy, and you'd lose your soul by breathing while walking past a cemetery.

Friday, September 11, 2015

Top monsters to destroy a city

Drop Bears

Will Ferrell in Zoolander

A Man of Blades (I just learned this is a real show)

Honorable mention to: Giant werewolf, Croctopus, half octopus - half crock-pot, and Starbucks.

Top things that'll happen this coming year

Lady Gaga will kill it in American Horror Story

Review will still be overlooked as a fantastic show

Jared Leto will do a good take on the Joker but will also be hated for his performance

Honorable mention to: The  Colts will win the Super Bowl, Donald Trump will be funny until he gets scary, Setephen Colbert will do a great job

Thursday, September 10, 2015

Top cartoon villains I'd like to meet


Handsome Jack

Professor Chaos

Honorable mention to: Donald trump, Count Chocula, and Jabba the Hut

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Top reasons I posted again

I need to shake the rust off of my writing
I missed this blog

I have amnesia

Honorable mention to: I thought it was childish and now I'm fine with that, I have too little to do, I've been kidnapped.

Friday, February 10, 2012

Places I don't want to live in

The bog of Eternal Stench 

The lost city of Atlanta

St Louis

Honorable mention to: above Savas, a gingerbread house, and Oz the prison not the place in the movie.