Tim. He's impressive

Tim. He's impressive

Monday, July 25, 2011

Things I think but don't want anyone to ever know, so I post it on my blog

Amy Winehouse will be to our children what Jimi Hendrix was to us.

I judge people who have dogs with thick fur in a hot city.

I don't like how flexible the definition of "terrorism" is.

Honorable mention to: I like diet Snapples better than the regular ones, I think Donnie Darko is good but overrated, and Glee is awesome.

Monday, July 18, 2011

Today's realizations

My shorter hair makes me cooler.

The Big C is great but so sad.

I'd like the feeling in the big right toe back.

Honorable mention to: Coolers keep things cool pretty long, tea in the summer is good, and Assassin's Creed Brotherhood is good.

Things video games taught me

Hay will stop any fall, I mean any fall.

Bleeding profusely? Take a painkiller! You're all better.

If you are to have cake, bring your best friend box.

Honorable mention to: You can play any song with five buttons, reloading doesn't make you lose the bullets in your clip, and eating or drinking can cure your wounds too.

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Some of my favorite activities

Watch Manchester United win.

Watch a movie on the roof.

Play PES with my brother.

Honorable mention to: receiving yet again another Nobel Prize, reading comic books, and having marathons of series.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Questions I ponder

I wonder if I should put more original images. 
Only one of these images was a screencap from me.

Should I approach serious topics like Amazonian women not watching enough TV?

If a tree falls and no one hears it, can Baby Spice have a solo career?

Honorable mention to: When are you allowed to tell a stranger or semi-stranger to shut up?, Who still uses betamax?, and Since people always talk about hard work, how much easy work does one have to do in order to deserve recognition?

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

New seasons I can't wait for

Boardwalk Empire.

Game of Thrones, I know it just ended but still.

The Walking Dead.

Honorable mention to: Morden Family, Parks and Recreation, and Dexter. They all have seasons I didn't see yet but they're not on netflix so it's like they aren't out.

Monday, July 11, 2011

Things I wish I had

A 75 degree day, that's a good day.

A Mr Freeze, not the vilain, the ice pop.

A pool party with kids as cool as these ones.

Honorable mention to: another way to say i'm hot, a boom stick, and not crabs for once.

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Things I'm glad are done

Heroes. Two things don't belong in this picture, 
a successful man and a trophy given to successful people.

Clapping when planes land, not Heath Ledger.

Nelly's career.

Honorable mention to: having herpes... oh wait, cassette tapes, and the Jonas Brothers.

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Things i used to think were overrated

Angry Birds

The Hangover


Honorable mention to: Gallons of PCP, Harry Potter, and Wall-E.

Places I like to hang out at after dark

In a stranger's basement.

Playing soccer on a roof in Tokyo, like a boss.

In the Batcave, or a cave full of bats whichever really.

Honorable mention to: a place full of drunk Irish people, in my hottub, and in Siberia but that's also during the day.

Musings (oh yeah!) about animals

Honorable mention to:

Best things to say on a first date

"I don't usually go out but when I do, I make it rain."

"It's true what my friend said, you do smell like horseradish!"

"Just call me Macho P."

Honorable mention to: "Don't look at the waitress, I slept with her. No not that one! Well actually that one too.", "Do I still have glitter on my gums?",  and "This steak is for me, and this one is for my tapeworm. Did you think I ordered for you?"

Monday, July 4, 2011

Subtle types of racism

Refusing to put white laces on black Converse.

Wishing there was only one fruit in the fruit roll up boxes.

Associating white collar crime with race.

Honorable mention to: liking the White Power Ranger a bit too much especially the first two words, asking for a cracker while looking at a white person who isn't holding any, and thinking that dalmatians are just plain wrong.

Sunday, July 3, 2011

I know you missed it... Blasphemy Sunday

Honorable mention to: 

Things Futurama makes me want to do

Worship Hypnotoad.

Watch Single Female Lawyer.

Sing I'm walking on Sunshine.

Honorable mention: Vote for Nixon, visit a robot insane asylum, and shoot penguins.

Best completed series

Honorable mention to: Six Feet Under, the Sopranos, and Seinfeld.