Top people you want to pull you out of the water after you've jumped from a bridge (how specific!)

Jesus, he pulls you out then you fall again cause only he can walk on water.

Colin Farrell from in Bruges looking at you and telling you "Don't try to be funny!"

Optimus Prime, pulling you out then smacking you on the back of the head.

Honorable mention to: Darth Vador, Mason from Dead like Me, and Chun Li.