Tim. He's impressive

Tim. He's impressive

Monday, March 21, 2011

Best "How many to change a lightbulb" jokes

How many Goku's do you need to change a lightbulb?
-One, but it'll take ten episodes.

How many conservatives do you need to change a lightbulb?
-CHANGE?!?

How many feminists do you need to change a lightbulb?
-Feminists can't change anything.

Honorable mention to:
How many ecologists do you need to change a lightbulb?
-Who knows, those new energy saving lightbulbs last forever!

How many Whoo girls do you need to change a lightbulb?
-Ten. Nine to cheer and one to convince a guy to do it for her.

How many hipsters do you need to change a lightbulb?
-It's a really obscure number, you've probably never heard about it.

2 comments:

  1. I love the ecologist one because you end up becoming the very person you set out to make fun of in the beginning of the joke

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