If the guy who started the Loch Ness monster story admitted he lied, why do people still believe in it?
Same goes for crop circles.
Why the hell do people hang shoes on wires?
And how come it's never these type of shoes?
I rest my case.
Honorable mention to: why did episode 1, 2, and 3 sucked, why are cheesesteaks good only in Philly, and how come most people don't notice that a snuggie is just a backwards robe?