Tim. He's impressive

Tim. He's impressive

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Reasons why Robert Downey Jr. is one of the coolest men alive

He did a convincing reverse Michael Jackson and got a nomination from the Academy for it.

He's a convincing Tony Stark, the best incarnated Marvel character today.

He said that.

Honorable mention to:
He's no longer that guy.

He can pull off a pipe, only him and George Clooney in American Dad.

He was great in Natural Born Killers.

Top memes of the moment pt.2

Troll face is #1. U jelly?

The most interesting meme in the world.

Xzibit, yo dawg yo dawg is bitting yo dawg if you have yo dawg's back,
then you'd take yo dawg off yo dawg. You dig dawg?

Honorable mention to: Oblivious hipster, Annoying Facebook girl, and Musically oblivious 8th grader.

Monday, May 30, 2011

Artists with great video clips

Busta Rhymes


Lady Gaga, worth the 8 minutes videos.

Honorable mention to: Madonna, Ok Go!, and Ludacris. 

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Good pictures

Click on it for full legibility. 

Honorable mention to:
Tiger Woods at Toy 'R' Us

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Top bosses from TV/Movies

Sergio from Get Him to the Greek.

Bill Lumberg from Office Space.

Michael Scott from the Office.

Honorable mention to: Professor Fonsworth from Futurama, Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation, and Rusty Venture from Venture Brothers.

Heroes being douches or douched at

The Punisher punching a polar bear.

Batman being a child abductor. 

Starbucks having no soul, I might have misinterpreted this one.

Honorable mention to: 
The Punisher trying to kill Archie.

Men given powers and taking over the world.

Batman being a douche to his pants.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Top college alternatives for ramen

Pizza slice, or eating this kid.


Cheap pasta.

Honorable mention to: healthy food lol jk!, soup, and beer.

Top Victoria's Secret angels

Bar Rafaeli

Abbey Lee Kershaw

Miranda Kerr, the only talented member of her couple.

Honorable mention to: Adriana Lima, Gisele, and Alessandra Ambrosio

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Best bromances

Merry and Pippin

Chewbacca and Han Solo 

Timon and Pumbaa

Honorable mention to: JD and Turk(leton), Charlie and Frank, and Arnold and Gerald.

Things I need to tell the world

Night and light are not nite and lite.

Germany has been involved in much more things than just WWII.

The trilogy refers to Star Wars, not Lord of the Rings.

Honorable mention to: the cake is a lie, mani pedis are good for men too, and women don't poop.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Underrated comic book charaters pt2

Bombie, the original zombie.

Headpool, an original zombie.
Batman's sense of humor.

Honorable mention to: Omega Red, Vision, and Howard the duck.

Thursday, May 12, 2011

Loneliest places in the world

The anti-air mobile grizzly unit, he's the only one.

Inside Glen Beck's head, it filters out quite a bit of information in order to self preserve.

The fields of Athenry, I'll take the Dropick Murphys word on it.

Honorable mention to: Akon's hit song list, a 1880 survivor group, and at a magnet explanation convention.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Bible bloopers

And Noah looked up at God while his people were being drowned
and said "I'm on a boat!"

God looked at the dinosaurs then said
"I'm sorry, I love you but I'm not in love with you."

Abraham had his hands lifted, ready to slay his only son when his phone vibrated.
Curious, he picked it up to see a text from God saying "Lol jk!"
Enraged, Abraham answered 
"Why God? I was about to give you my only son and yet you do not treat me well."
God thus texted back

Honorable mention to:

Job, down on his knees from what he had been through, started doubting his faith.
Noticing the fleeing will in Job's heart he came down to Earth and spoke only one word to Job.
The word was so powerful that the Earth trembled at it's sound. 
That word was "Problem?"

It was when they saw the arch float away at a distance that
the dodo birds realized their sense of direction was not as good as they had expected.

The crowd was amazed to see that Jesus was walking on water.
He turned towards them and said "Moses ain't got not'in on me!"