Honorable mention to:
Tim. He's impressive
Thursday, July 7, 2011
Best things to say on a first date
"I don't usually go out but when I do, I make it rain."
"It's true what my friend said, you do smell like horseradish!"
"Just call me Macho P."
Honorable mention to: "Don't look at the waitress, I slept with her. No not that one! Well actually that one too.", "Do I still have glitter on my gums?", and "This steak is for me, and this one is for my tapeworm. Did you think I ordered for you?"
Monday, July 4, 2011
Subtle types of racism
Refusing to put white laces on black Converse.
Wishing there was only one fruit in the fruit roll up boxes.
Associating white collar crime with race.
Honorable mention to: liking the White Power Ranger a bit too much especially the first two words, asking for a cracker while looking at a white person who isn't holding any, and thinking that dalmatians are just plain wrong.
Sunday, July 3, 2011
Things Futurama makes me want to do
Worship Hypnotoad.
Watch Single Female Lawyer.
Sing I'm walking on Sunshine.
Honorable mention: Vote for Nixon, visit a robot insane asylum, and shoot penguins.
Friday, July 1, 2011
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