Honestly let's say there is an afterlife and I'm watching what people are doing once I'm dead do you really think I want someone to ask for attention by putting it on Facebook, and it's not respect it's retarded. I guess the saying is true it's not official if it's not on Facebook
The "It's been 6 months since I've been dating..."
I just don't care and those who do know it since it's only you and the person concerned. Unless you're passive-arggessively trying to tell your significant other they forgot.
A Football status (American Football), an Emmy,
a Golden Globe, well any status about an uninteresting event.
I guess it's pretty self explicit.
Honorable mention to: STD statuses (never seen one but don't want to), you and your new boy/girlfriend profile picture, and New York sports team status