"I'm the basketball!" -Aqua Teen Hunger Force, #1 in the hood G!
"This is not a cheerocracy." -Bring it on
"True story, one day I woke up vibrating. Turns out I was in a Sharper Image.
Turns out I had a hard on. Turns out... no one cared." -Professor Brothers
Honorable mention goes to: Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!, Mean Girls, and Venture Brothers.